Let’s be honest…
You’re not a “once every six months” kind of human.
You like your hair done properly. Regularly. Consistently.
But the admin of it? The budgeting, the timing, the “I’ll wait a bit longer”?
Not it.
That’s exactly why we created our VIP Memberships.
When you become a VIP Member, you unlock:
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12 months of appointments, booked in advance
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Flexible direct debit — weekly, fortnightly or monthly
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Priority bookings (yes, even when we're fully booked)
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Access to the VIP-exclusive service menu
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A complimentary treatment with waterfall + steam, every visit
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2x extra colour & lightener grams included
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$25 upgrade menu
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15% off your home care
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A complimentary birthday tan @ Fake Rumours
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A complimentary blowave once a year
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A Goodie Box when you sign up
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Private members' Facebook group + members-only offers
And the extras?
We’re not talking basic.
We’re talking you don’t even think twice about saying yes anymore energy.
This isn’t about spending more.
It’s about making your hair easier to maintain.
Your colour stays fresh.
Your appointments stay consistent.
Your budget stays calm.
And you stop having that internal battle every time you book.
This is for you if:
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You’re already visiting a salon regularly
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You want your hair to always look “done”
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You hate unpredictable expenses
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You love a little extra (or a lot)
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You want priority everything
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You’re ready to stop overthinking your hair bookings
HOW IT WORKS
1. Apply
Tell us about your hair and your routine
2. We tailor your membership
We match you to what actually suits your lifestyle
3. Set your payments
Weekly, fortnightly, or monthly
4. Live your best hair life
We’ll take care of the rest
There’s a version of you who never has to think about their hair.
Always booked.
Always fresh.
Always just a little bit ahead.
This is how you do it.
WAIT,
WE NEARLY
FORGOT THE SNACKS!
